I recently spent $6,500 on a registered Black Angus bull. He was strong, healthy, and built like a tank—exactly the kind of bull any cattleman would be proud to have in his pasture. I had big hopes. After all, this wasn’t just any bull—he came with papers, pedigree, and all the promise of improving my herd’s bloodline.
But then… he wouldn’t even look at the cows.
He just wandered around, ate grass, stared off into the distance, and basically acted like he was on vacation. Not once did I see him mount a single cow. Days turned into a week, and I started getting nervous. A $6,500 bull that won’t do his job isn’t just disappointing—it’s a real financial problem.
I began to wonder if I’d been scammed. Had I bought a dud? Or worse… was he sterile?
I even started naming him “Romeo” ironically because he showed zero interest in love.
Eventually, I had to call in the vet. I told him the situation and expected a long, complicated diagnosis. Maybe he had a hormone issue, maybe he was sick, or maybe he was just plain lazy.
The vet examined him for a few minutes, then said something I’ll never forget.
He looked up at me and said,
“Well… he’s fine. He’s just… not interested in cows.”
I blinked. “What do you mean, ‘not interested in cows’?”
“He’s more interested in bulls,” the vet said matter-of-factly.
I stood there, silent. Wait. What?
Yup. My $6,500 prize bull turned out to be gay.
I didn’t even know that was a thing in cattle—but apparently, it happens. According to the vet, it’s rare, but not unheard of. Bulls, like many other animals, can show same-sex preference. It’s just that most ranchers never think to check.
Now I was stuck with a bull that was genetically top-tier, but completely uninterested in doing what I paid him for.
But I didn’t give up.
The Plot Twist…
The vet suggested I try something a little unusual. He prescribed a dose of special supplements—nothing chemical or harmful, just some natural hormone-balancing nutrients that have been known to stimulate libido in bulls.
I was skeptical, but at this point, I had nothing to lose.
We gave Romeo the supplements over the next few days, and to my shock and amazement—he started perking up. Literally. His energy changed. He started getting interested in the herd. Within a few days, he went from disinterested loner to full-on flirt.
He started following the cows, sniffing them, and finally—yes—mounting.
I was stunned.
The vet came back to check in and said something that made me laugh for a week:
“Well, looks like he’s not gay… just a little bi-curious and low on confidence.”
The Moral of the Story?
Don’t judge too quickly. Whether it’s a bull, a person, or any challenge in life—sometimes things just need time, the right encouragement, or a little professional help to get back on track.
Also, next time I drop $6,500 on a bull, I might ask for a personality test, too. 😂
BONUS: What I Learned About Bulls (That No One Told Me)
- Not all bulls are natural breeders. Some need time to adapt to the herd.
- Sexual preference exists in animals, and it’s more common than you’d think.
- Libido in bulls can be affected by stress, diet, new environments, or past trauma.
- There are natural supplements and methods that can help with low libido in livestock.
- And lastly… always get a second opinion before giving up on your investment.
So yes, I spent $6,500 on a bull who preferred chilling in the sun over chasing cows—but with a little help, Romeo found his mojo and turned out to be worth every penny.
Moral of the story? Never underestimate the power of patience… and a good vet. 🐂💥